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I like lots of things. This is my wonderland.

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alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

awwww-cute:

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

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